You gotta believe me folks, I did not read this until after I came up with the whole Godzilla crack. It really is a total coincidence, just like the fact that Samantha Power was compelled (by the power of Christ?) to resign from the Obama campaign the same day I got the new issue of Playboy in the mail... an issue that happens to contain a review of Power's new book that gave it four bunny rabbits. Like I said, a coincidence.
Or... a harmonic convergence. Cue The X-Files music.
Also in the new Playboy, an interview with that lead singer from Nickelback that I think includes him being asked what it feels like to be hated by all people who fancy themselves to be "lovers of music." That ought to be great.