Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest fools ever or we're the biggest saps ever. Wasn't it a couple of months ago that she on 60 Minutes* saying that she'd never pull the shit that she's pulling now?


Ah yes... a role model to MILLIONS OF GIRLS.

I can't get enough of G4's Olivia Munn. She's more than just some bird who looks great in a bikini or Princess Leia steel bikini. She's got that something, that sense of ultra self awareness that hints of great depths roiling underneath the surface of this comely minx.

Behold G4's Olivia Munn:

• as Princess Leia in the steel bikini.
• as Wonder Woman.
• as Baroness.
• as Princess Leia in the steel bikini, next to another Princess Leia in the steel bikini.
• being awesome.

One Upmanship

Is that how it

This is what I call a sex scandal. It totally puts the Spitzer in perspective.

Now that's hot. I wanted to link that YouTube bit to the blog but thought better of it. I have standards. And speaking of thinking better how about that Jonah Goldberg stuff? That guy's a total mess... all torn up inside being Jewish.... yet ceaselessly trying to link liberalism with fascism... I'm really amazed his head just doesn't explode right off his shoulders. I'd say that's the root of his profound cognitive dissonance but he's a neocon hack, and that means cognitive dissonance is par for the course...

WTF?

OK, I'm not surprised that Spitzer is caught up in another prostitution racket; at this point it's par for the course for a man with so much love to share. What I don't get is this hooey I heard about The Spitz paying a hooker to watch another couple do the nasty. Hey buddy, we call that porn... and now that I think about we generally don't pay people to watch it with us live.* I could at least on some level appreciate the cracking up (the only rational explanation for such madness) and throwing in with prostitutes, but this... this just says that he had way too much money and time on his hands. It almost qualifies as grotesque conspicuous consumption in my book, and I ain't down with that.



* I believe they call this dinner theater in Europe.

I think Marie looks much hotter before than after the Nutrisystem. Before she looked sultry, voluptuous... but now she looks like another Desperate Housewife, and that's just not how I want to think of Marie Osmond.

Pithy Hyperlink-o-rama

The only down side- two dvd's.

I don't think Dr. Laura likes herself very much.

I agree with Ed Norton- this would make for a great movie.

So would this.

This would not.

We are Job.

Bleeaaargggh.

Who is Ashleigh Banfield? Watching her talk about the legal aspects of the Spitzer Thing on CNN this morning made my morning. Kudos to you Ashleigh for those fine black leather @#$%boots. Ha cha cha.

Political Odds and Sods

• Geraldine Ferraro has thrown herself upon her sword at last... if anything else to (try to) avoid the lambasting she and the Clinton campaign will be getting on tonight's Countdown. Also, let's be fair to Gerrie, of course she's not a racist... she's just somebody willing to cynically play the race card. There is a difference. But alas she is still a foul ball and that's dirty baseball.
• I am really looking forward to tonight's Countdown. A Special Comment aimed at the HRC campaign Death Star?!? That ought to be something.
• Yes the Spitzer Gotterdammerung is many things: a tragedy, a betrayal, sad, a farce, the height of either madness or arrogance, a mass betrayal of all who supported the "Mr. Clean" who was supposed to be President eventually ( as almost a foregone conclusion), pathetic, disgraceful... oh I could go on and on for days. But, all things being equal, that hooker is one fine piece of ass. She's also a U2 fan, and you gotta respect that.
• And hey, at least you can tell that Spitzer is a Democrat: he got caught with a (good lookin') woman. If he was a Republican it'd be some airport men's room hanky panky or some such thing.
• Mary Anne has been caught up in the justice. It really makes you wonder where the Professor is in all of this....

You gotta believe me folks, I did not read this until after I came up with the whole Godzilla crack. It really is a total coincidence, just like the fact that Samantha Power was compelled (by the power of Christ?) to resign from the Obama campaign the same day I got the new issue of Playboy in the mail... an issue that happens to contain a review of Power's new book that gave it four bunny rabbits. Like I said, a coincidence.


Or... a harmonic convergence. Cue The X-Files music.


Also in the new Playboy, an interview with that lead singer from Nickelback that I think includes him being asked what it feels like to be hated by all people who fancy themselves to be "lovers of music." That ought to be great.

Hollywood Babylon

At last. Lindsay Lohan gets topless for us. Of course that usually means that the career is lagging, but I'm not going to quibble because it's always a happy day when a child star goes starkers for us. And as Marilyn near the end of her life no less. Very tasteful. Of course discriminating people will note how the years haven't been as kind to Lindsay as they were to Marilyn, but again, ya really can't quibble. Marilyn was Marilyn and always will be, whereas Lindsay Lohan is another child star upended by life in the fastlane- bless her soul. I guess that's why they call it life in the fastlane.

You know what? I really do think that burlesque can save the world...

The United Nations Children's Fund relies on $1 billion in private sector
donations for its $3.5 billion global budget, but the U.N. had never before
granted permission to a company to erect a 42,000-square-foot tent on the north
lawn of the U.N. for such a lavish event with a commercial tie-in. Gucci gave
paying guests its limited edition "Gucci Loves NY" handbag, with a big red
heart, costing more than $600 each.

The red-carpet reception drew stars such as Drew Barrymore, Demi Moore
and Ashton Kutcher, Amy Adams, Brooke Shields, Salma Hayek, Djimon Hounsou, Dita Von Teese and UNICEF Ambassadors Tea Leoni and Lucy Liu, followed by a cocktail party with the likes of Donald Trump and media mogul Barry Diller.

Fucking Hilarious

Pure brilliance. I salute Matt Damon and his handlers for agreeing to participate so enthusiastically.

The Tyranny of Hypocrites and Assholes

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