Who the fuck do I even root for in this thing? You can't rightly root for the Patriots because they are 1) evil and 2) a hated divisional rival, and rooting for the Giants is near impossible because I had to watch grown men weep in my parent's dining room 17 years ago when they beat our Bills... and that sort of thing scars you for life. I hate to say it but I'm almost watching it for the commercials this year and Tom Petty.
And maybe a flash of some titty or some other craziness. It is on Fox after all.