Fuck Oprah

I'm with Jeff Jarvis on this one, I am tired of her self help guru for homebound noodleheads shit, and the fact that this role has clearly and completely warped Oprah's brain so that she see's this as perfectly A-OK. And why the fuck is she on EVERY SINGLE cover of her magazine? The woman has created and devoted an entire magazine to herself and her guru bullshit! "It's OK that it wasn't true because the redemptive aspect of the books is still good..." Objective truth is meaningless so long as the lies make you feel better?!? Fuck!!!! Enough people. Pull yourselves together!

I hate to say it folks, but there's a lot of reasons why our American brains are being sucked out through our noses, and Oprah Winfrey is one of the biggest.