Sunday, January 01, 2006

Contrary to Popular Belief...

... upturned collars were never cool. People who walked around with upturned collars in the 80's were secretly loathed by just about everybody, and anybody foolish enough to indulge in this in 2006 will be subject to the same fate.

... Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives are neither hip, cutting edge, or remote interesting. They are indulgences, no TV trope or cliche untouched; pure sugar. American audiences can do better. I cannot wait for The Sopranos to mop the floor with these tired network TV sots...

... the ballroom dancing of other people craze is hilarious tomfoolery. If we were watching professional ballroom dancers, or people with ballroom dancing chops- it would be different. Watching celebrities with no chops mince and hack on stage is mild celebrity bashing in disguise, and another excuse to pay toll charges.

... western boots and hats and shirts will never take off in Blue States, especially when the consensus is that the Red States are entirely to blame for our current situation. Dressing like a Hee Haw extra is the equivelent of saying "they won," and will be dealt with accordingly...

... reading 2006 In / Out - style lists will invariably lead you astray.

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