Saturday, March 25, 2006

Trenchant Political Blogging

DARTH CHENEY'S PISSING IN OUR PARTY'S FACE AND I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! WE HAVE AN IMAGE PROBLEM! A BIG FAT IMAGE PROBLEM! PUSSIES. THEY CALL US PUSSIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND GUESS WHAT? EVENTUALLY IT STICKS! YA SEE, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED WE LIVE IN A MEDIA OBSESSED CONSUMER CULTURE... IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE, AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS CALLED "BRANDING" AND UNLESS WE DO SOME SERIOUS RE-BRANDING WE'RE FUCKED POLITICALLY. FUCK SITTING BACK LIKE CARRION FOWL TO PICK THE BONES OF ROTTING GOP BONES! IF YOU THINK VOTERS ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR PUSSIES OVER THE JACKASS THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! HIS GUNS ARE BLAZING COWBOY STYLE AND FRANKLY PEOPLE RESPOND TO THAT ARCHETYPE A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THEY DO TO LAME-O'S SUCCESFULLY BRANDED AS "PUSSIES." CAPICHE?

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