Footballers Wives so crushes Desperate Housewives, the longer running series a masterpiece of Britishers behaving poorly without any trace of winking or camp or prudish fun. It's also hilariously progressive: the new boss is a ballbusting bisexual bird who delights on crashing and crushing the formerly all white male boardroom, and it features the occasional cuss word, tittaah, (non hardcore) sex scene, plus some man ass and toolbox for the ladies- equal oppurtunity trash and scandal. Behold: TV for adults! On a government approved broadcast!

Even though I'm Irish, God I love the British.