Kudos to the party for making phone banking just like my real job. Technology is ruining my life at work, and now it's ruined phonebanking, something I wasn't entirely crazy about in the first place even though I'm apparently good at it. After a near wild goose chase to find the joint, the guy sat me down at the computer and said "wow, isn't this awesome?" and all I could do was giggle hysterically as I soon realized that my daytime nightmare had crossed over into night; the the familiar tightness in my chest settled in, and the calls came in one after the other.

Unless there's naked women, booze, Thai food, or ___ involved, I ain't doing that ever again.