Pop Culture Is My Curse But...

... I have nothing really to say about the Britney Spears ubermeltdown other than 1) I hope Kenneth Anger is getting all of this down for Hollywood Babylon 3 and 2) maybe we'll get lucky and she'll end dead face first in a toilet Lupe Velez style. And I'm not really rooting for the demise of another human being- think of it more like I've perfectly plotted her trajectory and know exactly how it ends. Or maybe Doctor Phil can save her bacon. What a reality show that would be!