And for the record The Dude was not one of those freshmen who talked shit about being "hardcore" before wrapping up their first rush party puking over the back of some guy's moving pick up truck at the end of the night.

The Dude did his homework while in high school, so well in fact that when he went to rush parties (never once contemplating actually pledging of course) it was he who taught them a few of our (West Side) Buffalo rules for Three Man at the Three Man table before later being pressed into action to keep those puking guys who talked shit from falling out of the moving pick up truck at the end of the night. The Dude's first few week's at college in upstate NY were AWESOME.