Wow did you see that fella juggle that football out of bounds and get it called a touchdown by a corrupt administration trying to push forward the storyline of "another perfect season" even though the story involves an Evil Empire? For shame.

And the story continues (much to Mike Turico's obscene joy). Does this qualify as another blow to my faith in humanity? No. Somebody will get this motherfuckers and save the day. They have to.