Memo to parents: don't let your teenage daughters wear black leather fuck boots, unless you like the thought of dirty old bastard like myself gaping at your daughter (and men in general because I wasn't the only one doing it). I even felt like a dirty old fucker because my first thought was HEY- NICE FUCK BOOTS, followed by JESUS H CHRISTMAS SHE'S A TEENAGER!, then I CAN'T BELIEVE HER PARENTS LET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE WEARING THOSE FUCK BOOTS, MAN- CHECK OUT ALL OF THESE OTHER DIRTY BASTARDS GAWKING AT THAT TEENAGE CHICK, and concluding with WE ARE ALL DIRTY BASTARDS. And then I felt shame.
Men cannot help but apprectiate black leather fuck boots, even if it makes them dirty old fuckers.
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